do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

I AM an adult and I have no money fucking kids

(via lubricates)




the fact that people have donated over $8000+ to a MURDERER who is already on PAID LEAVE fucking disgusts and terrifies me


Stop white people

"Support Officer Darren Wilson" = "I’m a racist asshole who wants to give a nice big bonus to the guy who killed an unarmed black kid because that’s what I secretly wish I could do".

Fuck literally every person who donated even a penny. 

I’m gonna vomit

(via bakwaz)


”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 

They’re ignoring you. You’re welcome

(via lubricates)

Anonymous asked:

whats a good frog to you

Shitty adult. Answer:


the left one’s going “uhhhhhhhhh” and the right one is like “AAHHHHHHHHHHHH” 

So introspective. So real.


My life in 6 seconds 

Still the best vine ever

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